Hilfetexte – Das Mitgliedschaftssystem (6)

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He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured. Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it’s former users left it for something else. They made a good decision. I write the best placeholder text, and I’m the biggest developer on the web by far… While that’s mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different? I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don’t know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? You’re disgusting. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10.

I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it’s unbelievable. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She’s a disgusting pig, right? Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I said to myself, “I can’t do it. I just can’t do it. It’s inappropriate. It’s not nice.” You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words. If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! (…)

(Wer es bis hierher geschafft hat (ohne zu lachen): Der richtige Text kommt noch ;-)

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